Thursday, February 02, 2006

Mysterious Oil Producing Nations Force Bush To Apologize For State Of Union Address

By Elaine Meinel Supkis

It didn't take even one day for the real rulers to reel in Bubble Boy! They ordered him to retract the bizarre statement that we will reduce our dependence on Middle Eastern oil by 75%. So the harem slave boy immediately obeyed. Yes, massster. Gads. Arrest Bush. He is a traitor to our great nation.

From Knight Ridder:
One day after President Bush vowed to reduce America's dependence on Middle East oil by cutting imports from there 75 percent by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said Wednesday that the president didn't mean it literally.

What the president meant, they said in a conference call with reporters, was that alternative fuels could displace an amount of oil imports equivalent to most of what America is expected to import from the Middle East in 2025.

But America still would import oil from the Middle East, because that's where the greatest oil supplies are.
Gads, all those Americans who think this wailing, weeping, drunken canaba boy, this "please stick it to me again" kissing, hand holding, prancing, mincing little autocratic baby is standing strong and protecting us...HAHAHA.

Please. Another proof who runs America! Bush's minions won't trumpet this news across the country so 90% of the people will be clueless just like they were when Bush had to kiss the Chinese and apologize, on his knees, not once but thrice! Over the spy plane incident which was never mentioned in the news after the kow towing was finished.

Here is an example, suggested by one of my readers, of another diplomatic disaster that was caused by blustering diplomats misjudging their relative power. From the BBC:
India has summoned the US ambassador to Delhi after comments he made over India's relations with Iran.
US Ambassador David Mulford had warned that a deal giving India US nuclear technology could collapse if India does not back a UN motion against Iran.

He was told his comments were "inappropriate and not conducive" to US-India relations, India's foreign ministry said on Thursday.

Mr Mulford earlier said his remarks were taken out of context.

The US State Department said Mr Mulford was voicing his "personal opinion".
After this blunderbussing, did Bush recall the ambassador? Heck, he can't recall what he did from 1972 to 1975! Why didn't the media scream, back in 1999, Bush was unqualified to be President when he asserted he was suffering from amnesia? Huh? Brain dead=America dead, guys!

Here is Mr. Amnesiac himself, squirming while his arms are being twisted by the oil giants: From Associated Press:
President Bush defended the huge profits of Exxon Mobil Corp. Wednesday, saying they are simply the result of the marketplace and that consumers socked with soaring energy costs should not expect price breaks.

In an interview with The Associated Press, Bush also addressed oil's future, offering a more ambitious hope than in his State of the Union speech for cutting imports from the volatile Mideast.
Yay! We get to suffer the full blown effects of high fuel costs and eat dirt! Way to go!

Americans want a magical solution to the Hubbert Oil Peak. This reminds me of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." We have Mickey Bush as the Foolish Apprentice trying to fix things only they get monumentally worse. Greenspan is the magician and he will wave his wand and all will dissappear. Poof.

All of our wealth, our country, everything. Way to go.
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